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>FBI Job Opening

>

>The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

>After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there

>were 3 finalists.

>Two men, and a woman.

> For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal

>door

>and handed him a gun.

>"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the

>circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.

>.

>. Kill Her!!"

>The man said, "You can't be serious.I could never shoot my wife."

>The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.

>Take your wife and go home."

>The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went

>into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with

>tears in his eyes...

>"I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

>The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

>Finally, it was the woman's turn.

>She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband.

>She took the gun and went into the room.

>Shots were heard, one after another.

>They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

>After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood

>the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

>"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with

>the chair."

>

> MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them

Befehl ist Befehl!

Jan